This has got to be the funniest infomercial ever! Let’s be honest, we all know someone who could use this product.

We had Hurricane Bill last weekend, and now tropical storm Danny. They are both a bit hyped up (which is a good thing). Here is a quick video of scary tropical storm Danny (somebody hold me). Kinda reminds me of seattle, anyway, I thought you should see where my home is (for the next week). We are spending the month of September in Manhattan, if you’re in the area let’s get together!

My Buddy Cheffrey emailed me this scam this morning. It is my duty to all of the guys following along to attach for our safety. I am going to go to my local Home Depot after work just to make sure it is not going on here (concerned citizen).

Warning:
A “heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one
caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 25-30 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex. They’re wearing skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen July 1st, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also August 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 10th, 13th, 15th & 16th, three times yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.

Please forward this warning to our mutual friends…and be careful out there.

Well, nothing exciting to report. Turns out good ol’ Bill didn’t pack much of a wallop here. I wouldn’t have even known if I had not heard it on the news. The guys got some great surfing in though.

Thanks to all who have emailed me, Yeah I’m ok, it’s just harder to post now that I have a job. It’s not like it was when I was unemployed and sat around in my underwear all day (wait, did I really do that?) surfing the internet for funny stuff to post. I am spending most of my free time adding recipes and working on my website. I have been cooking some great food, and taking pictures with my fancy new camera (will post some pics.). We just got back from Nantucket and Marthas Vineyard and looking forward to New York City for the month of September. Just starting to plan my vacation to San Miguel de Allende in October- can’t wait. The one thing that sucks about being on the East coast is the dang Hurricanes. It feel like a ghost town here in the marina since most of the boats have left because of hurricane Bill. Not us, we’re going to tough this thing out! (why? somebody save me! I can’t swim!). Seriously we should be fine, but the waves will be rockin tomorrow. Should be a wild ride. On another note, I am going to be doing some blogging on my website (mostly about healthy cooking and eating), and just keeping friends and customers up to date on what I am up to on this blog. Hope your enjoying your summer, talk soon!